Birthday card with humorous text on a beige background

stupid shit birthday card

$6.00
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Birthday card with humorous text on a beige background

stupid shit birthday card

$6.00

because they've made some bad decisions that would normally end poorly, but hey they're still here!

card reads “happy birthday! you've done some pretty stupid shit so i'm glad you're still alive."

  • digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper 
  • folded card measures a2 (4.25″ x 5.5″)
  • comes with a coordinating envelope 
  • made in the us 

words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel. - Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are

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full price clothing items can be returned with proof of purchase within 30 days for store credit provided the criteria outlined below is met. we will provide an e-gift card for store credit.

all clothing product being returned must be unworn and unwashed, have the tags still attached, free from makeup or stain, and any scent of deodorant, perfume or washing powder.

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