fart in bed card
fart in bed card
hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed.
card reads, “i love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed i fear that i might actually die of methane poisoning”
- digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper
- folded card measures a2 (4.25″ x 5.5″)
- coordinating envelope
- made in the USA
words and illustrations by kiwi schloffel. - your gal kiwi for and here we are
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