old as f*ck birthday card

just make sure whoever you give this birthday card to has a really good sense of humor about their oldness.

card reads, “you're old as fuck - happy birthday” 

• folded card measures a2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) 
• coordinating envelope 
• made in the USA

words and illustrations by kiwi schloffel. - your gal kiwi for and here we are